Nothing To Declare
And so the trip to Barcelona passed off with very little in the way of bag excitement. I was fully expecting to be dragged off to a quiet room by airport security to have my bag for life given the […]
A Minimum of a Three Bag Day
I have got into a routine with my colostomy bag, changing it typically twice per day. I have to say that this takes far less time than I used to spend sat on the loo browsing the net on my […]
Pancaking
The contemplative mood has passed, just like an English summer’s day. So I feel that it is about time I got this blog back on track and returned to the topic of poo and bowels. Last week after my visit […]
I’m Sexy And I Know It
Go on admit it, the first thing that you looked at was my moobs, not the bag! Nice aren’t they? That my friends is what a colostomy bag looks like on a sexy motherfucker of a fifty year-old boy from […]
My Oh Zone
Following the recent, welcome news that the hole in the Ozone has shrunk slightly, I have some sad news for the science community. The shrinkage is going to be shortlived guys and girls, because I am producing enough noxious gas […]
Home Sweet Home
Arrived home yesterday lunchtime after four and a half days of hospital treatment and recovery time. Such a huge relief to be back in the voluminous bosom of my family (those that know Mrs W will understand that comment) and […]
Strange Noises in the Night
I think I should demand to speak to my surgeon this morning as I am sure there has been some mistake. I. Believe that the surgical team have inadvertently fitted me with a whoopee cushion rather than a colostomy bag. […]
Wading up to my Knees in Brown Stuff
My very nice surgeon agreed to delay my bum op for a week, so that I could attend the 2016 Glastonbury Festival with my family and friends. This is my first time, which is slightly silly really seeing as how […]
A Bag For Life?
Operation is scheduled for the 1st of July. Pre-op checks done this week and just an appointment with the surgeon on Monday and we are good to go. Whatever the outcome of the surgery is, I will have a new […]
Bringing it up to Date
Much of what I have written so far happened a few weeks back and a lot has occurred since. So in a nutshell, this is where we are as of today. Tumour found – tell immediate family and friends (bastard difficult […]