Sung to the tune of the great Roy Castle’s Record Breakers Theme Tune Constipation, Constipation, Oo-ooh Constipation, that’s what you get. When you find yourself backed up, ‘cus your chemo blocks your guts, Oo-ooh! constipation’s what you get. (trumpet solo […]

Chilly Willy

You may be pleased to hear that life here at Colon Towers has been pretty ‘normal’ for the past few weeks.  We (me and Mrs W) are now settled in to a routine with the chemotherapy treatment that is following […]


The contemplative mood has passed, just like an English summer’s day.  So I feel that it is about time I got this blog back on track and returned to the topic of poo and bowels. Last week after my visit […]