Sung to the tune of the great Roy Castle’s Record Breakers Theme Tune

Constipation, Constipation, Oo-ooh Constipation,
that’s what you get.
When you find yourself backed up,
‘cus your chemo blocks your guts,
Oo-ooh! constipation’s what you get.
(trumpet solo or in my case a windy bag solo)
Constipation’s what you get.
If your gonna be a bowel breaker ooooooh!

For my younger reader’s you can hear the original here

Andrew Williams

50 year old, living with his colon and bowel cancer and all that that entails. Quietly sweary, family man living in Somerset, UK.

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