Andrew Williams 
Sung to the tune of the great Roy Castle’s Record Breakers Theme Tune Constipation, Constipation, Oo-ooh Constipation, that’s what you get. When you find yourself backed up, ‘cus your chemo blocks your guts, Oo-ooh! constipation’s what you get. (trumpet solo […]
And so the trip to Barcelona passed off with very little in the way of bag excitement. I was fully expecting to be dragged off to a quiet room by airport security to have my bag for life given the […]
A few milestones were passed this week, as we reached the halfway point in my chemotherapy treatment (6 doses down, 6 to go) and I managed to get back to doing some actual, real work for money. I have also […]
It’s always nice to get an unexpected parcel through the door, especially as these days most of my parcels seem to contain colostomy bags and the associated items that are sent along with them (poop bags, wipes, anti-adhesive spray). So […]
You may be pleased to hear that life here at Colon Towers has been pretty ‘normal’ for the past few weeks. We (me and Mrs W) are now settled in to a routine with the chemotherapy treatment that is following […]
If the video won’t play automatically on this page click here to view it on YouTube. The last couple of weeks have been pretty normal and busy as we sent off child number 2 to university and received back child […]
I live in a wonderful place, a small rural village in Somerset, where the sense of community still exists. Farmers still cultivate the land, race through the village on huge tractors with little regard for the laws of the road […]
I have got into a routine with my colostomy bag, changing it typically twice per day. I have to say that this takes far less time than I used to spend sat on the loo browsing the net on my […]
The contemplative mood has passed, just like an English summer’s day. So I feel that it is about time I got this blog back on track and returned to the topic of poo and bowels. Last week after my visit […]
I find myself in a rather contemplative mood this morning, post second chemo dose. At this time of the year I am usually gearing up for the start of a new academic term. Some brave (others may say foolish) governing […]