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Great Colon Movie Titles

July 28, 2016July 28, 2016

The five best colon/bowel related movie titles I could come up with. 1 The Fast And The Furious 2 Blazing Saddles (especially the famous beans round the fire scene) 3  Gone With The Wind 4  Star Trek: The Motion Picture (the […]

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Posted by Andrew WilliamsTagged bowel, colon, humour 4 Comments
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Strange Noises in the Night

July 2, 2016July 2, 2016

I think I should demand to speak to my surgeon this morning as I am sure there has been some mistake.  I. Believe that the surgical team have inadvertently fitted me with a whoopee cushion rather than a colostomy bag. […]

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Celebrating Every Poop

June 28, 2016June 29, 2016

Friday sees the commencement of operation ‘colon’, as I undergo surgery to remove the tumour from my lower bowel.  I have to remember that this is just the first stage of the process of recovering my health to what it […]

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Posted by Andrew WilliamsTagged bowel, cancer, colon, Operation, poo, poop, treatment, tumour 1 Comment
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A Bag For Life?

June 18, 2016June 18, 2016

Operation is scheduled for the 1st of July.  Pre-op checks done this week and just an appointment with the surgeon on Monday and we are good to go. Whatever the outcome of the surgery is, I will have a new […]

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Posted by Andrew WilliamsTagged bowel, colon, colostomy, ileostomy, Operation, poo, sharing, treatment 1 Comment
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Rocket Fuel

June 15, 2016June 15, 2016

Today I visited the Pre Operative Assessment Centre (POAC) to go through the many checks necessary ahead of my operation on the 1st of July.  I came away with a dose of this powerful concoction, Moviprep, or rocket fuel as […]

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Posted by Andrew WilliamsTagged colon, Moviprep, Operation, poo, poop, treatment 2 Comments
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Bringing it up to Date

June 14, 2016June 14, 2016

Much of what I have written so far happened a few weeks back and a lot has occurred since.  So in a nutshell, this is where we are as of today.  Tumour found – tell immediate family and friends (bastard difficult […]

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Friday the 13th

June 12, 2016June 12, 2016

My colonoscopy was scheduled for Friday the 13th and I trotted off to my local hospital for the procedure with few worries about the outcome.  At this stage I hadn’t really considered that there would be anything wrong with my […]

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