Today I visited the Pre Operative Assessment Centre (POAC) to go through the many checks necessary ahead of my operation on the 1st of July. I came away with a dose of this powerful concoction, Moviprep, or rocket fuel as I prefer to think of it. I have only had one previous experience of this stuff, a few weeks back ahead of my colonoscopy. In basic terms it clears out your colon with the force of a jet engine.
Let me paint a picture for you. If you fed me this stuff over a six hour period and then sat me on the deck of an aircraft carrier, I think I could make it off the end and probably sustain flight for a brief moment, courtesy of my high-octane arse emissions. The last time I used it, I ran for the loo, missed timed it and sprayed my lunch from the day before up the back wall of our downstairs toilet. It’s all in the timing!