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Monthly Archive:: July 2016

Life is a Rollercoaster

July 29, 2016

It’s now four weeks since I went under the knife and the super surgeon Louise cut me a new arsehole.  Recovery has progressed well and I can now comfortably poop in a bag and not quite so comfortably sit down for […]

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Great Colon Movie Titles

July 28, 2016July 28, 2016

The five best colon/bowel related movie titles I could come up with. 1 The Fast And The Furious 2 Blazing Saddles (especially the famous beans round the fire scene) 3  Gone With The Wind 4  Star Trek: The Motion Picture (the […]

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Posted by Andrew WilliamsTagged bowel, colon, humour 4 Comments
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I’m Sexy And I Know It

July 22, 2016July 22, 2016

Go on admit it, the first thing that you looked at was my moobs, not the bag!  Nice aren’t they? That my friends is what a colostomy bag looks like on a sexy motherfucker of a fifty year-old boy from […]

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Climbing The Walls

July 22, 2016July 22, 2016

The recuperation and recovery malarkey isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.  It’s only just two weeks since the operation and ten days being at home and I am already crawling up the walls, as I am limited to what I […]

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The Sex Vest

July 10, 2016July 10, 2016

The conversation has of course turned, in recent days,  to the topic of postoperative sexual relationships.  As you may recall from an earlier post, I did offer Mrs W the chance of a quick bathroom shuffle whilst I was in […]

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My Oh Zone

July 8, 2016

Following the recent, welcome news that the hole in the Ozone has shrunk slightly, I have some sad news for the science community.  The shrinkage is going to be shortlived guys and girls, because I am producing enough noxious gas […]

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Home Sweet Home

July 6, 2016

Arrived home yesterday lunchtime after four and a half days of hospital treatment and recovery time.  Such a huge relief to be back in the voluminous bosom of my family (those that know Mrs W will understand that comment) and […]

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Fifty shades of beige

July 3, 2016July 4, 2016

All I have done today is eat and drink.  Sounds great doesn’t it, well it fucking well isn’t.  I know hospital food is an easy target and I shouldn’t really be taking a swipe at it.  I know it must […]

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The Truth is ….

July 3, 2016July 3, 2016

I am now at the stage where my bowel is active and starting to work and for those of you who knew my pre-op regularity, you will know that I would probably be classed as high output.  So now that […]

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Strange Noises in the Night

July 2, 2016July 2, 2016

I think I should demand to speak to my surgeon this morning as I am sure there has been some mistake.  I. Believe that the surgical team have inadvertently fitted me with a whoopee cushion rather than a colostomy bag. […]

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